SKIP THE DRAMATICS!

Hey Dolls and Tunka Trucks!!! Now we know its been a long time coming since we’ve made in personal post, HOWEVER no need to freight cause there is one coming to you LIVE & DIRECT in 5,4,3,2,1! Now I said this FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND SIX HINDERED TIMES I AM GOD’S FAVORITE REALITY SHOW! I truly believe that in my heart of hearts! The things I encounter should be in a soap opera! FOR REAL! All of our avid toy box readers should already know some of my experiences! Whether you read it on here or our twitter page (FOLLOW us @BITESANDHEELS) ya’ll should know I promise I don’t make this ishh up! CRAZY PEOPLE and RANDOM THINGS love bothering me! ALL THE TIME! Even right now, some of these keys arent working on this stupid keyboard! I need my own planet, that’s how out of control its getting! Smh ! So anywhooo I don’t know about ya’ll but ya girl Cali can appreciate some good ol fashion HONESTY! Hmmm aint nothing better than the truth! Am I right or am I right? However for some odd reason other people don’t like hearing, seeing, speaking, or even tasting the truth! So I wasted my time talking to this LAME I use to talk to waaay back when! He asked me some questions and I WAS HONEST! Toy box, tell me why this man got “hurt” by me being truthful! I wasn’t being blunt and rude, I was just being honest! I mean one of the foundations of building a good relationship is being HONEST with one another right? RIGHT! So long story short he was sooo distort and hurt (basically OVER DRAMATIC AND AN EMOTIONAL LITTLE GIRL) do yall know the fool had the audacity to hang up in my face, cause his old weak ass couldn’t handle the truth! I was like ooooh NOOOOOOO! So I deleted ever inch of that boy out of my life! His number, facebook, text messages, pictures the whole nine okay! I was like no your name isnt JESUS you cant judge or be mad! So anywho do ya’ll know this fool hit me up yesterday acting like everything was okay! Even had the nerve to say “im not tripping! Relax hun its okay” I was like this condescending little F****! Im like umm excuse me sir dumbass do you have amnesia? Cause a week ago you were ready to cry a river! I just cant deal any more! I don’t even know what my point is any more! Lol But I hope you guys were able to get a laugh out of my OVERLY dramatic encounters! ALSOOOOOO WE NEED TO BRING BACK HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAYS!! So If you are a hott tottie or know someone who is send us a email with your information and a pic! If selected you can be posted on our blog! Send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture" Have a beautiful day toy box!

SLAM DISS DUNNK!

Hello toy box!!! We have some tasty drama for you're liking! So the new season of Basketball Wives LA has (well HAD) LA Laker player Ron Arrest aka peta world peace (yes he legally changed his name to that crap) wife or partner whatever they have going on Kimsha was kicked off the show!! She was in like two episodes! And I was like what happened to her! She was hilarious! Well chiiiiiild let me tell you reports have it that her and producer Shaunte aka Shaunie (Shaqs ex wife) got into it! And she kicked her off! Kimsha posted this on her Facebook account "i see they cut me off the show and left buckle ass bitches. shaunie oneal can kiss my ass. she kisses ass to that evelyn bitch and gets the bitch who fucked her husband and cut her a cheque but cant handle a real woman. FOH! all yall bitches who aint like what i have to write can kiss my ass and leave the page. sick and tired of dumb bitches fronting. like that miami hoe who was bumping pocket books with Tank on her bday. FUCK OUTTA HERE" well okaaaaay! If that ain't deep I don't know what is!!

TRIED ME

I met this guy!
He seemed nice, I was light weight feeling him, so we planned to meet up one night... i'm in his city and everything; so I call him, I get no answer, then I text him, I'm like "hey where are you?" He gone text back and say "Vallejo"... VALLEJO! after we made plans to meet up&you tell me to "Leave right now" how the hell did you end up in VALLEJO! I mean really? He didn't say ANYTHING after "Vallejo" and niether did I because I felt played out and at that moment i decided to erase him from my memory.

Moving along! he calls me the next day (I didn't answer) leaves a voicemail "Aye call me I need to talk to you about lastnight" and if anyone knows me knows that i'm not with all that "Excuse type ish" so I didn't call him back. I figured if he liked me enough he would call ME back! Which he did TWO days later. However I decided to give him a second chance (Because that's the type of person I am) He tells me how he feels bad (Blah) and he wants to make it up to me (more blah) but I accepted the apology. He's saying that he's gonna pick me up and we'll go out. nine O'clock, Ten o'clock, eleven O'clock rolls by! and everybody who know me knows I don't leave my house to chill with no boy after ten because there is NOTHING for us to do! So I tell him its good maybe we can meet up tomorrow AFTER my appointment. He agrees "Oh yeah anytime tomorrow is good, I'm free. I wanna see you."
My appointment is over and I call him. NO ANSWER, a hour later he sends a text that reads "Leave at 3:30"... Hell no I'm not leaving at 3:30 matter fact i'm not leaving at all! I texted him back and said "leaving at 3:30 is not convenient for me"(there's a reason why I wanted to meet up at an earlier time, I need to be back on my side of town sooner not later) Chileeeeee' you would have thought I said something real foul because he went off honey! LOL He tried ME ya'll! Talking about I'm disrepecting him. He said I basically told him he ain't sh.it& that he's not convenient. Then he told me I had him Fugged up. Ummmm I need opinions... Did my text come off that rude? his reaction was a total left field for me. LOL



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WHAT ABOUT YO' F.R.I.E.N.D.S?

Hey Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Whats the Deal-E-0!! So as usual I have some stories to share with my Toy Box! Now I’m a bit befuddled with this whole situation so I figured sharing a bit with my toy box might help me gain some clarity over the situation. Without getting into too much detail. I would like to know what do bounders mean? ESPECIALLY boundaries amongst friends? I mean honestly, cause apparently some people don’t have them! There really no written rule on how to be a good friend. I just always figured you do good to the people who do good to you, and know your boundaries..Right? what if some of our friends have different interpretation of what boundaries should be OR what if the slore doesn’t have boundaries at all? Lol what are we left to do? Should we write out a instruction manual for people every time we make new friends? Telling them the components of what a friend is, and what to and not to do? Hmmm…ponder that for a moment…every one is different and diversity is beautiful! HOWEVER, to be honest GOOD FRIEND KNOWS BOUNDARIES!!! Somethings in friendship hood are unwritten rules that should NEVER EVER EVER EVER be crossed! Like what Cali Couture? Well for example stealing from a best friend, lying to their face to save your own ass, farting in their face bare booty naked causing them to get pink eye, with holding major truths from them, or allowing them to go out looking like some one poured a fresh pot of who the F*** did it and why? lol My question is toy box, WHAT IF! A friend did cross those invisible yet very prevalent line? Where do you go from there? Its true every friendship can be tested some times but what if this friend did the unthinkable? It just makes us second guess a lot about the person and if they were a good friend to start off with. I like to think of my friends like family members, some real ride or die type circle. So when some one betrays one of us, it makes it hard for me to really continue being down for that person. Even when the betrayal is something that is expected of the individual, it still moves them up a few ranks on my ssssh list. True true friends are a blessing, so when we come across real genuine people and double cross them its almost like us telling God “you know what I’m full of blessings right now, thanks but no thanks I don’t need any more goodness”. Its inevitable for us to make mistakes, say things we didn’t mean, get annoyed with one another and ect but doing down right TRIFF-LIIINNG things to people who have only been good to us is IDIOTIC! Now since I believe in salvation I know if I ever want to be forgiven I must forgive, and to be honest even if I didn’t believe in it, resentment is like cancer and it only hurts you. It doesn’t take Albert Einstein to know what a good friend is. So when we do come along GOOD GOOD REAL FRIENDS THINK before you do anything to jeopardize your friendship with them. Real friends come ONCE in a LIFE TIME!. Remember once you’ve burned your bridges, there burnt! There’s no going back, its hard as hell to get back to the other side. Well the moral of the post is LOVE & COUNT your blessings! Be good to and RESPECT people especially those you call friends! KNOW YOUR BOUNDARIES OR CREATE SOME DAMN IT! Do unto to others, as you would like done unto yourself! Bye for now toy box!


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Caliente Tottie Jueves

Hello Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Howww you dooin!! HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!! In honor of Cinco De Mayo we will be calling this edition of Hott Tottie Thursday de la semanas muy caliente Pappi! If I wrote and spelled everything correctly its suppose to translate into “This weeks very hot pappi” lol Any who this week’s pick is an outstanding local artist, producer and just all around entrepreneur! His name is Jay Ant! Some of you may know him as ¼ of the bay area rap group “The Diligentz” or from his F.I.S. Movement (Fuck it smile). We picked him because, not only does he have dimples to absolutely DIE FOR!! He’s talented, ambitious and determined! Hmmm this is equivalent to a big ol pot of sexiness! To learn more about Jay Ant you can go to his site; www.allaboutbeingcool.com & follow him on twitter; jayantmusic_TPK (his tweets are hilarious) Also his F.I.S. shirts are coming to a hood near you! LITERALLY! Ya’ll should cop some they’re pretty dope. His release party for the shirts will be at hilltop mall this Saturday from 2-6pm! Go & show your support! Well that’s it for today toy box! Enjoy your Cinco De Mayo!

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WAIT LIST

Hey Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Long Time no see! Its been a while since ya girl Cali Couture has blogged, i apologize but no fret I'm here. moving along with your regular broadcasting im going to share a little bit of my emotions with my toy box! See Ive been single for a looooong looooong time now (no need for numbers) and in a way I'm starting to believe that love is made up however, another part of me still has hope. I definitely feel (Latoya Lucket Voice) Torn in between the two! I'm even sick of settling for people I'm barley infatuated for their poor conversation skills. Furthermore late one night I just wrote love a letter and I would like to share it with you! Its A Cali Couture ORIGINAL! Keep in mind I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my ishhh! Its just a little something short & simple like me lol well here it goes. its called; "WAIT LIST"

They say you can't find love; love has got to find you.
But maybe love accidentally passed me by, it’s easy I’m only 5"2".
OR maybe love got a flat tire on the way & it’s just a minor delay.
OR maybe love bumped into an old friend; infatuation and got carried away.
Better yet maybe love got blocked by hate & had to box out all the negativity on the way.
Wait maybe love is trying to get back at me for mistakenly confusing him with his evil rival lust.
OR maybe he's still mad because I had my doubts. But love I've changed I know you now or at least willing to get to know what you’re about.
Maybe love is a little freaked out because he knows he’s all I think about.
See I’m a little obsessed I think about him day & night. But love I’m too pushy, and I promise I won’t smother or hold you too tight.
I just want to witness you close. You’re such a beautiful sight.
Never the less for you love I’m willing to do anything.
No matter how long it takes ill stay on your wait list, I won’t even budge an inch.
Because I know when you finally do bless me with your grace it will be everything & even more then what I wished...
Oh & love so you don't forget
I’m number 5,682… On your wait list

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BEYONCE GIRL

I'm so excited about Beyonce's new single "Girls"! here's an exclusive image from Beyonce's video shoot earlier today in Los Angeles, CA. I am a true supporter so I will not post a link to a LQ version(iftherewasone) of Beyonce's song because that's not very supportive... duh! However when Beyonce does release a HQ version of "Girls" I will post the song ASAP!!!

Hott Tottie Thursday!

>Hey Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Its my favorite time of the week! HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY! Not only cause I get to look & post pictures of hotties! But also because its the END OF THE WEEK! Thank ya sweet baby Jesus! Anywho back to the storyline this weeks pick is a scrumptious up and coming STARA!! While watching NCAA March Madness UCLA vs. Florida...I happened to spot this little HOTTIE! Just dunking & diving shaking & baking his way on the court! Of which he did 4 blocks, 2 defenses. This manjoy name is Tyler Honeycutt! He's a forward first string player sophomore for UCLA! He's 6"8" & 195 pounds of Talent&SCRUMPTUNESS! He definitely gets Cali Couture's star of approval!

... Count me in too! Embrace Couture approves!Sidebar~ Tyler's favorite Athlete is None other than Kobe Bryant. That's my kind of man, he already know whats up.

C'MON SON!

CLEARLY I WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GAVE CHRIS BROWN A SECOND CHANCE, BUT NOW CHRIS IS JUST DOING TOO MUCH.YOU MEAN TO TELL ME CHRIS TRASHED HIS DRESSING ROOM AFTER... WAIT! AFTER! HIS PERFORMANCE!... DAMN CB FIVE MINUTES LATER AND YOU WERE STILL HEATED TO THE POINT WHERE YOU WENT AND BUSTED THEM PEOPLES WINDOW OUT! SMH, I REALLY HOPE HE GETS HELP BECAUSE IN THE WORDS OF @Brian_bee "I'm so sick of Chris Brown just being stupid. Like for real stop being stupid. In the true sense of being stupid, in the true sense of being dumb STOP! Act like you got some damn sense. Deal with life... Stop lashing out like a little kid when you’re upset! Just stop" I couldn't have agreed more. From Rihanna to the RazB drama to this I just don't know. However all of this foolery still doesn't take away the fact that Chris is a hot tottie. SIDEBAR! Watch Brian's response video about Chiris Brown, he's hilarious so subscribe to his channel and follow him on twitter @brian_bee

LETS HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHE BAGS

Hey Dolls & Tonk Trucks! *Channels inner Wendy* "Howw You Doo'n" haha Sooo I got something GOOD GOSSIP for my toy box today. So Chris Brown was on GMA (Good Morning America) today promoting his latest LP:Fame (which is pretty cool except for that 3x Yeah song, OMG HATTTEEED ITT!) Supposedly the host kept asking him about Rihanna. Whether or not they've been in contact, how does he feel about the restraining order being dropped so forth & so forth.. Mr.CB responded by saying "I mean, not really,"......"It's not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I'm past that in my life. I think today's the album day, so that's what I'm focused on. Everybody go get that album." Left it at that, and every one thought it was fine and dandy..WRONG! After CB left GMA staffers went to his dressing room why the hell did this fool destroy the dressing room! Threw a chair through the window & all the stuff! SERIOUSLY CHRIS! SERIOUSLY! I think he has too much peroxide in his damn head to function clearly! I get it you want to move on and not be known as the guy who beat up Rihanna, but resorting back to violence even IF its inadament objects really doesn't help your image brah brah! He needs a Gandhi retreat or something! Embrace Couture might have labeled him as our "Hott Tottie" Pick BUT ya girl Cali Couture has labeled him as our ASSHOLE PICK OF THE WEEK!

Comment & tell us what ya think! REMEMBER! if you are a hott tottie or know some one who is send us a email with your information and a pic! if selected you can be posted on our blog! send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture"

REST IN PEACE!

Well known west coast hook king Nathaniel Dwayne Hale aka Nate Dogg has passed away. Nate Dogg died on March 15, 2011 in Long Beach, California of Congestive Heart Failure. He was only 41! Our prayers & condolences go out to all his loved ones! May he rest in peace! HE WILL BE MISSED!

August 19, 1969 - March 15, 2011

HELP FOR JAPAN

Hey dolls & tonka trucks! As we all heard & seen the tragedy that happen in Japan! The 8.8 earthquake & tsunami ravished and destroyed millions! we've attached a link where you can go to donate money to all those affected..Anything helps! We'll continue to keep Japan in our prayers.. Remember United we stand, divided we fall!

Link to donate----> http://www.redcross.org/portal/site/en/menuitem.d8aaecf214c576bf971e4cfe43181aa0/?vgnextoid=46f51a53f1c37110VgnVCM1000003481a10aRCRD

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY

Why hello dolls & tonka trucks! its that time of the week again? Wooo! HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY!! Our pick of the week is Travis Lazarus "Travie" McCoy (Heart drops) ya girl Cali Couture LOOOVVVVES her some Travie! I love the little tatted out rebel hip hop Lenny Kravitz look he has going on! For those of you that have had your head stuck in your butt he's a rapper from the group Gym Class Hero. He recently when solo and dropped his latest LP Lazarus with his smash hit featuring Burno Mars "Billionaire" . He's 29 and is from Geneva, New York. I label him our BAD BOY HOTT TOTTIE PICK OF THE WEEK! LOOOVES IT!

Comment & tell us what ya think! REMEMBER! if you are a hott tottie or know some one who is send us a email with your information and a pic! if selected you can be posted on our blog! send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture"

HOT TOTTIE THURSDAY NIGHT

Its Chris Brown! He's Hot~ What more can I say?

While "some" people may differ about his blonde hair "Cali Couture," I happen to think he looks Mad sexy... He just may be my crush again. Muah *kisses* to Chris :-*

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY

Whats The Damn Deal!?!
Our Hott Tottie of the week is 21 year old Jedi. A unsigned rapper, with dope style based out of San Francisco, Hunters Point. I first heard his music about 3 years ago & since then I've always thought he was damn hott! He also attends College, runs track, and he probably does plenty more I just don't know about. You can follow Jedi on Twitter @TheMobsJedi or if you want to check out some more pictures click on this Myspace Link http://www.myspace.com/jedithedope1
You can also Hear a few of his songs If you haven't done so already.

Dear So&So

Dear So&So,
when was it okay for you to become a bugaboo 3.5 seconds after you got my number?
NEVER HAVE I EVER met some one who has CREEPEED me out with in record timing!
it is NOT OKAY to follow people around at the club! For peep sakes I met you at a CLUB! the chances of us getting married were slim from the beginning! AND YOU AINT USHER! ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE LOVE IN THE CLUB!! I didn't even mean to give you my number, the UV and Black Super Man drink made me do it! you annoyed me so much you should be sentence to jail time for KILLING MY BUZZ! Never have i ever had to pits,dips two step,,duck, shoulder lean, and dodge some one at a CLUB! That's just LUDICROUS! Furthermore, for your sake I would lose the number! Ive had pepper spray for 5months now and haven't been given the chance to use it, and I would LOVE to test it out! And your seriously looking like a potential candidate for the free trial! GET A LIFE! AND STAY OUT OF MINE! Thank you and God bless =)
Signed,
That PMSing HIGHLY annoyed and pissed off Cali Couture

Beyonce Shooting the Cover of L'Officiel Magazine

The greatest entertainer of OUR time has just graced the cover of L'Officiel Magazine for their 90th anniversary. Beyonce is paying "Homage to the African Queens through the ages." Here's an exclusive behind the scenes look at Beyonce during the photo-shoot.




Can this woman get any more AMAZE!... She absolutely can just wait until her fourth album drops!!! I swear Beyonce is going to knock our socks off. LoL

sidenote Check out @Beyoncelite its a Fan twitter page for all things BEYONCE.

Tax Return...

I’m getting my Taxes back soon! However, I’m in a dilemma.


Soooooo… I have plans to get my hair done. This would cost about five-hundred dollars if not more! & I’m also trying to save for me a VEHICLE... Ahhh decisions decisions. Whatever shall I do? I have wanted me a new dew for the longest time. Ladies yawls know that Indian hair is not cheap. Indian hair cost about two-hundred a pack, plus another two-hundred for me to go to the shop and get it sewed in! (Mind you I need two packs of hair) I’m just frustrated with myself because I know my priorities are jacked up. I have a ticket to pay, I have a phone bill, and I mean I have some small bills that need to get taken care of. I’m just skeptical about the decision I’m making. What if I spend all that money on some weave and then I don’t even like how it turns out! That’s six-hundred bucks I could have put towards a car! Gosh I need some true Advice! Cali Couture You got to help me out with this one! Then again I guess it wouldn’t be such a huge deal because I do have a current job and I wouldn’t be spending my whole tax return on a weave. =/ At least I'll look good.

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY

Hello Dolls and Tonka Trucks!! Its that time of the week again! HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY! First things first we deeply apologize for not posting a hottie last week but LIFE HAPPENED! lol Now with no further ahh'deww this week pick is DEREK LUKE! We decided to keep this chocolate thunder going..And anyone who loves chocolate as much as we do know there aint nothing better then chocolate falling like rain drops! Im just saying! Well any who this sexy hunk of Hersey eye candy is an actor and has started in movies such as Antwone Fisher, Notorious, Friday night lights, Medea goes to jail and ect.. He's 36 and he's from Jersey *as I fist pump* =)

Comment & tell us what ya think! REMEMBER! if you are a hott tottie or know some one who is send us a email with your information and a pic! if selected you can be posted on our blog! send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture"

HALF WAY CROOKS

Hey dolls & tonka trucks! So as I tweeted I'm going to be talking about something that's been heavy on ya girl cali couture's heart! What's is it you ask? WANNA BEE'S! FAKE THUGS! WANGSTAS! Whatever you young folks call them now a days lol I don't get why some people think its cool to act "hood" ?!! Real people from the hood don't have to act or put on the "ill stab yo momma then go smoke a blunt like nothing happen" show WHY? Cause they probably would! Lol they are the hood! For the most part its all some of them have seen and know!! I just don't get whats so cool about acting urban when you come from the suburbs in a nice 2store home and went to private school all your life! What's so cool about being from an poverty drug infested high crime area? What's so cool about the government estimating how many jails cells to build by the time a black male is in the 4Th grade based on whether he can read or not! What's so cool about the government categorizing you and your family and plotting out your wale fair dependent UN educated future? What's so cool about children walk pass dead bodies in the dumpster and gutter on their way to school? What's so cool about a 13 year old dropping out of school to become a full time drug dealer? What's so cool about a young girl sleeping around so she can temporally fill up her emptiness? What's so cool about constantly watching your back & carrying a gun around ever where you go because your afraid some fool is gonna blast you? Doesn't sound so cool if I put it that way huh? Because its not cool falling victim of your circumstances and surroundings! Very few people make it out alive! Most becoming apart of the crucial reality they call life! Sure the rap videos and shows like the wire make it look intriguing, the only difference is people who live in the hood don't get to yell cut and leave the set when they want to! Rapper and actors and ect.. Talk about being from and growing up in the hood not to be viewed as some kinda side show or exhibit but to send a message to the people still living in it that they too can make it out! However wanna bee's of half way crooks take it as concept to try to immolate...be who you are! And stay true to you, cause while kids from suburban areas with grade A education systems and up dated text books throw on a Jay Z record & sag their pants down to act like a D`boy. Some real d'boys would trade places with a silver spoon having person any day! Cause remember "AINT NO SUCH THING AS HALF WAY CROOKS!" =) till next time Dolls & Tonk Trucks Fierce and love!

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY!

Hey dolls and tonka trucks! Wooo almost done with the first week of febuary! Since its black history month it would only be right that our hot tottie pick of the week be a CHOCOLATE FINE DELECTABLE SCRUMPTIOUS MAN JOY! So we picked Idris Elba! Hes an actor from London and hes 38. He’s stared in films such as..WAIT WAIT! I don’t need to pull out this mans resume if you don’t know him, you have been mistreating yourself! Lol no seriously ive first heard of him when he stared on HBO’s hit show “THE WIRE” he’s also made guest appreances in the tv show “The office” since then he’s been doing action flicks such as “Rockin Roller” and “Takers” Random fact about Idris he use to be a dj! ANND he onced dj for Michael Jackson! Whaaat check him out! ONE day he’lll have my babies and we’ll live happily ever after! Hahah the end! Comment & tell us what ya think! REMEMBER! if you are a hott tottie or know some one who is send us a email with your information and a pic! if selected you can be posted on our blog! send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture"

Royal ROOTS!

Hello Dolls & Tonka Trucks! HAPPY 1ST DAY OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH! One thing I love is being black! Despite the ignorant people that take our culture a few steps back there are millions of black people that have and continue to cultivate, and innovate this planet called earth! Now while in class today my professor brought something to my attention that I never knew so I decided to share it with my lovely dolls & tonka trucks in my toy box. This women right here name is Queen Sophie Charlotte, YES I SAID QUEEN! She was a QUEEN of ENGLAND! I’ve been in school for over a decade and I’ve NEVER once heard my history teacher mention African royal roots reigning over further then Africa! She was born on May 19, 1744--the eighth child of the Prince of Mirow, Germany, Charles Louis Frederick, and his wife, Elisabeth Albertina of Saxe-Hildburghausen. Her father died when she was 8. “Sophie Charlotte was descended directly from an African branch of the Portuguese Royal House, Margarita de Castro y Sousa. Six different lines can be traced from Princess Sophie Charlotte back to Margarita de Castro y Sousa.” Queen Charlotte was married to George III of England. At the tender age of 17 she became the QUEEN of England & Ireland! Something else shocking, she’s the person who started the tradition of Christmas trees and having them decorated! LOVE IT! And LOVE my professor for informing me about it, and if you love it too COMMENT! Well that’s all I have for today dolls and tonka trucks! Stay fierce! BTW Follow us on twitter! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook! www.facebook.com/EmbraceCouture. ALSSOOOO have any questions or want our opinion on anything EMAIL US! snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com

I'm a star ( you say) ?????

This lady is Hilarious, she has so many classic lines. Go to (HIMAY10NENCE)youtube to watch more of her videos about natural hair or should I say Hurrr, Because "Hurrrr is killing us!"...

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY!

Hey Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Wooooo these weeks are flying by! Jan in almost over ALREADY! & aint nothing going on BUT THE RENT! lol Anywho the best day of the week! HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY! This FINE DELECTABLE SCRUMPTIOUS MAN JOY right here is PAUL WALKER! He's an actor & for those of you whom been living in jupiter he's played in movies such as; "Varsity Blues" "Fast & Furious (the two good ones! 1,2)" "Joy Ride" "Into the Blue" ect ect. He's 37 has a daughter and resides in Santa Barbra where he loves to surf. His eyes alone get my seal of approval!
Well hope you all enjoyed our pick! Comment & tell us what ya think!

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Aldo Shoes Got me Freaking MAD MAN!

F You Aldo!!!! Being that I don't shop at Aldo often at all! I didn't know that I had to order my shoes a size bigger then my actual shoe size!!!! Gosh i'm so pissed! WTF why wasn't there some PSA on their site saying "Our shoes run hella small so therefore..." NOW I have to wait another freaking week or more to get my damn shoes that I paid for TWO weeks ago.!!!... (SMH I have a cute outfit I wanted to wear w/these shoes.) I'm so done. I need to stop shopping online! This has me thinking is Aldo really the problem or am I. Could it be that I just don't know my own shoe size? is my foot really a size 9? because last time I checked all of my shoes are size 8! I mean damn whats really going on... AND i'd be DAMNED if I pay an extra ten dollars for these shoes to be shipped back. OH NO ma'am!... ASAP I'm going to an Aldo store & they better have my same shoe I ordered stocked in my size! because if they don't, I don't know what the hell is gonna happen.

Good Girl Gon Gay?

Helloo Dolls and Tonka Trucks!!! Its ya girl Cali Couture here with some JUICY GOSSIP I heard this morning! Now rumors have been spreading about Rihanna’s sexual preference. Some say she’s gay some say she’s straight some say she’s bisexual. I say she’s A FREAK! Lol don’t get me wrong I love me some Ree’Ree as I like to call her! =) I love her either way. Recently model Natasha “Taiah” Burton has written a tell ALL BOOK about her life in Hollywood.. Aka she’s not being booked for modeling anymore so she needs to make some bacon to fry up and bring home. Now in this book she doesn’t particularly say “RIHANNA” but she does give her sexual experience with some “Random” r&b singer from Barbados! Go figure. Here goes an exert from her book.. Comment and tell us what you think. "Sex came up immediately. She was a freak. I wasn't in a sexual mood, I was on my spiritual journey and sex wasn't a part of my plans, it just wasn't important to me. However, that didn't stop anything. She went down and gave me h**d, I didn't stop her. She bragged about the way I tasted and then all of a sudden after I came she snapped out of it and would get right back into her music. It was like clockwork. I never went down on her, she was more interested in pleasing me." She kills me when she says “I wasn't in a sexual mood, I was on my spiritual journey and sex wasn't a part of my plans, it just wasn't important to me.” Trying to play the innocent heterosexual women. Come the hell on! Anyways post & comment! Stay FIERCE!

Kobe Bryant - Mama, There Goes That Man! - HD

KOBE GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every since I've known of Basketball I've known of Kobe Bean Bryant. On February 20th, Kobe will become the first athlete to ever be "immortalized in Hollywood at the walk of fame." Making history once again! CONGRATULATIONS KOBE!

Steph Jones - La La Means Love (Official Music Video)

Voice is as Pure as Water

This young man right here name is Steph Jones! I LOVE HIM! His voice is so angelic & songs are absolutely divine! He’s a singer, song writer & model! He’s from Missouri City & now resides in LA. I feel in love with him about ¾ years ago when I heard his track “Mr. Ordinary” & the rest is history. LOVED HIM EVER SINCE! He’s had me sold! Hands down one of the BEST MALE VOICES IN R&B! You can check more of his stuff out on youtube, as well as follow him on twitter (twitter.com/STEPHJONESMUSIC) and like his page of facebook.

HOT TOTTIE THURSDAY

You think he cute?

I've had this picture saved on my laptop for a very long time now, which kind of explains why I forgot his name... LOL I do know he's a singer/song writer... O_o I'll guess and say he's probably about 23 years old! LMAO Damn, I don't know!!!... if anyone knows who this guy is please leave a comment or hit me up on twitter @BitesAndHeels

Jessie J-Do it like a dude acoustic

WOW! THIS GIRL HAS TALENT... YA'LL NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT ON YOUTUBE IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! SERIOUSLY JESSE J IS THE TRUTH.

YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU DON'T CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heat Rush Smelling Session

FUN QUICK VIDEO OF BEYONCE TESTING SOME SCENTS FOR HER 2ND PERFUME "HEAT RUSH"...

(side note)Credit/Vist Beyonceworld.net

This Could be LOVE!!

Call me crazy!... WAIT! I take that back. I don't even want to be associated with the word crazy because what I feel is real. A little weird, but not crazy...

It's official, i'm in love with Sammie & I truly feel like he's my boyfriend. The reason why I feel this way is simple... He's a LAKERS FAN! That just turns me on & the fact that he's really freakin cute helps a lot. A man that loves the LAKERS as much as I do could get it for the rest of his life. LOL .... Of course there's more to the story but thats personal and I can't have ya'll all in my relationship like that. Sammie likes to keep things private, like Jayonce.

Sammie "Beautiful underestimates my feelings when is comes to you"

peep the link! "This could be Love"

DAMN ITS FRIDAY?!!!... My bad...

HOT TOTTIE THURSDAY FELL ON A FRIDAY....

R&B Singer Sammie

Age: 23

Twitter: @PrinceSammie

One word...... WONDERFULICIOUS!

Ashy Lip Syndrome

Hello Dolls & Tonka trucks! Has your mother ever stressed the importance of MOISTURIZING? If not I will! its A MUST!! Chapstick is the best thing made since sliced bread & Tyson Beckford! In the early 1880s, Dr.Charles Browne Fleet a physician and pharmacological INVENTED ChapStick as a lip balm. The purpose of chapstick is to MOISTURIZE your lips and keep them from looking like we sit around eating powder donuts stuck in the safari desert with no milk or water. Now can some one PLEASE get this memo to Gucci Mane! He spends all his money on ice cream tattoos and being "icy" but he cant be moisturized? There's a problem with this picture! I wonder how women feel kissing that? Probably feels like sand paper or the side walk! Anywho don't be a Gucci Mane! Dr.Fleet didn't make this invention for fun! Isn't it like a commandant in the Bible against ashy lips? Something like "thou shall not have crusty lips" or something like that. Point is do Dr.Fleet & yourself a favor & MOISTURIZE!

BE A NELLY & MOISTURIZE!

Marsha messed up my make-up!

BIG UPS to Marsha for spreading such an important message that needs to be heard and taken serious. After watching the video all I could say was "WoW".

The Call

Why hello dolls & tonka trucks! Glad to see your still under our spell (evil
laugh) mahhahahaha So today’s post I will be talking about something personal
that recently happened to me. THE CALL BACK! Or in my case NO CALL BACK! NEVER
allow it to make or break you! This song right here! Rihanna did her thaang &
really just summed up & changed my attitude about the situation! What situation
you ask? So I met this little hot tottie at Club Kress out in LA (S/O to that) if
your ever in the LA area and like dancing to good music you HAVE TO GO TO CLUB
KRESS! It has two dance floors, one up stairs and another down stairs! Plays
top 40s, hip hop, and mash up. It’s PAWWWWPIN! Any who back to the main purpose
met this little hottie, ya’ll he was real cute. I think he came to the club by
his lonesome which is kind of lame. HOWEVER, all I knew was I wanted to dance
and talk to him. He looked daring! He had this little bull nose ring in, tall
and kind of looked like Travis Mccoy! So I groove with him getting my Rihanna
naughty girl grind on, then my leg STARTS CRAMPING UP! I’m like ohh snap I can’t
dance anymore my muscles done locked up on me! Ooh sweet baby JESUS! HELP ME!
HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE! So to play off the agonizing pain I’m in, I start
talking to him. We’re vibing! It’s going cool. So we exchanging basic info; Cali
Couture meet hottie, hottie meet Cali Couture. Finally he took my number down.
In the process his phone freezes! Which was an awkward 15.5 seconds HOWEVER I
just played it off like I didn’t notice it we all have phone troubles right?
His phone came back & took down the number hugged & parted our ways. What’s
the point of this Cali Couture? Well he still HASN’T CALLED! I really don’t
believe in this wait 2weeks crap! That’s all some bullminarkie! Obviously he
wasn’t feeling me as much as I thought. Which is fine but why waste both of our
times and take down my number! Keep it real from the get go! I’m a big girl I
can handle the truth!*LADIES DON’T WORRY CAUSE THEY GOT PLENTY MORE THEY BE
FALLING LIKE THE RAIN SO WE AINT RUNNING OUT” that concludes my session for the
day, would say more but my girl Rihanna says it all! THERES PLENT MO’ FISH IN
THE SEA! Thanks for allowing me to vent dolls and tonka trucks! You’re all the
best gifts on the shelf! Post some comments bellow let us know what ya think!
XoXo- Cali Couture

Amanda Diva YAWL! Get on my hype!

Amanda Diva "MANCHILD" video.

I've loved AmandaDiva EVER since I saw her DSTV videos on Youtube. She's an artist, poet, and lyricist; ETC ETC she's funny and happens to be an extremely smart young woman that inspires me. Sooooo with that said...

Follow Amanda on Twitter @AmandaDiva

Check out her site @ http://www.divaworksofart.com/

To BOOK Amanda 4 college/hosting/spokenword/speaking etc! her email is DivaWorksInc@gmail.com
Also Amanda has a show called "The Spark" Check that @ http://blogs.blackvoices.com/tag/Amanda+Diva/

Hot Tottie Thursdays

Name: Manuel Escamilla Jr
Age: 26
Twitter: @MrEscamillajr

The first time I saw this guy I had a tear in my eye. lol REALLY! I think he's the most beautiful guy I've seen in awhile.... If you follow him on Twitter or add him on Facebook you'll soon find out that his outer beauty matches the inside.

Just A thought... Nothing more... Its all LOVE.

Willow Smith is a very cute girl with VERY beautiful eyes. (I love her song "whip my Hair") BUT with this hairstyle she looking like Vector from Despicable me!!! CHILE...

BEEEF OR CHICKEN?

Why hello dolls & tonka trucks! Welcome to the delectable delicious dangerous minds of EmbraceMe! & Cali Couture! Thanks for embarking on this journey with us! Well fist things first..GOSSIP! Now as you probably all heard Chris Brown & former B2k back up singer oops! I mean member Raz B had this beef via TWEETER! First and foremost, WHO BEEFS OVER TWEETER! I tell you something about social networking thugs..SMH secondly Raz B started a fire & couldn't stand the heat! Double SMH. Given EVERYONE should KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEIRSELVES! Butt uhh Raz who are you to call Chris a women beater! Everyone makes mistakes & learns from them so who are you to pick on someones trouble past. However, THANK YOU FOR DOING IT! Cause it was HILARIOUS reading Chris Breezy sig on you! That was a great way to end off 2010! Chris had a lot of homo jokes but stressed the fact that he's NOT HOMOPHOBIC! And I honestly believe him..now there is no right or wrong in this thing their both a little too old to be so sensitive but the best collective caps..gooooesss toooooo CHRIS BREEZY! He got on that boys head! Anddd Got on his brother Ricky Romance! Idk why he got into it! But chris wasn't scared but who would be scared on a grown "Thug" named Ricky Romance? Seriously dude? Get back in the closet with that! They eventually sqashed the "Beef" and Raz B even suggested they do a song or host a charity event. Call me old fashion but when i was growing up beefs were in person and lasted decades. ex. Nas & Jay z, although their not beefing any longer, they didnt make up 2days later. Which leads to my question were they really beefing or were they chickening? Mmmm who knows or cares, im just glad i was able to get my 7laughs in. This picture gave Chris B. 100 points in my book lol what do ya'll think about it? Post some thoughts bellow! Well that's all I have for today Dolls & Tonk Trucks! Way more for the future! Have a lovely weekend & HAPPY NEW YEAR! Be safe, & stay lovely
Love Piece & Chicken Grease
Cali Couture