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Saturday, January 29, 2011

I'm a star ( you say) ?????


This lady is Hilarious, she has so many classic lines. Go to (HIMAY10NENCE)youtube to watch more of her videos about natural hair or should I say Hurrr, Because "Hurrrr is killing us!"...

Thursday, January 27, 2011

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY!


Hey Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Wooooo these weeks are flying by! Jan in almost over ALREADY! & aint nothing going on BUT THE RENT! lol Anywho the best day of the week! HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY! This FINE DELECTABLE SCRUMPTIOUS MAN JOY right here is PAUL WALKER! He's an actor & for those of you whom been living in jupiter he's played in movies such as; "Varsity Blues" "Fast & Furious (the two good ones! 1,2)" "Joy Ride" "Into the Blue" ect ect. He's 37 has a daughter and resides in Santa Barbra where he loves to surf. His eyes alone get my seal of approval!
Well hope you all enjoyed our pick! Comment & tell us what ya think!

REMEMBER! if you are a hott tottie or know some one who is send us a email with your information and a pic! if selected you can be posted on our blog! send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture"

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Aldo Shoes Got me Freaking MAD MAN!

F You Aldo!!!! Being that I don't shop at Aldo often at all! I didn't know that I had to order my shoes a size bigger then my actual shoe size!!!! Gosh i'm so pissed! WTF why wasn't there some PSA on their site saying "Our shoes run hella small so therefore..." NOW I have to wait another freaking week or more to get my damn shoes that I paid for TWO weeks ago.!!!... (SMH I have a cute outfit I wanted to wear w/these shoes.) I'm so done. I need to stop shopping online! This has me thinking is Aldo really the problem or am I. Could it be that I just don't know my own shoe size? is my foot really a size 9? because last time I checked all of my shoes are size 8! I mean damn whats really going on... AND i'd be DAMNED if I pay an extra ten dollars for these shoes to be shipped back. OH NO ma'am!... ASAP I'm going to an Aldo store & they better have my same shoe I ordered stocked in my size! because if they don't, I don't know what the hell is gonna happen.

Good Girl Gon Gay?


Helloo Dolls and Tonka Trucks!!! Its ya girl Cali Couture here with some JUICY GOSSIP I heard this morning! Now rumors have been spreading about Rihanna’s sexual preference. Some say she’s gay some say she’s straight some say she’s bisexual. I say she’s A FREAK! Lol don’t get me wrong I love me some Ree’Ree as I like to call her! =) I love her either way. Recently model Natasha “Taiah” Burton has written a tell ALL BOOK about her life in Hollywood.. Aka she’s not being booked for modeling anymore so she needs to make some bacon to fry up and bring home. Now in this book she doesn’t particularly say “RIHANNA” but she does give her sexual experience with some “Random” r&b singer from Barbados! Go figure. Here goes an exert from her book.. Comment and tell us what you think. "Sex came up immediately. She was a freak. I wasn't in a sexual mood, I was on my spiritual journey and sex wasn't a part of my plans, it just wasn't important to me. However, that didn't stop anything. She went down and gave me h**d, I didn't stop her. She bragged about the way I tasted and then all of a sudden after I came she snapped out of it and would get right back into her music. It was like clockwork. I never went down on her, she was more interested in pleasing me." She kills me when she says “I wasn't in a sexual mood, I was on my spiritual journey and sex wasn't a part of my plans, it just wasn't important to me.” Trying to play the innocent heterosexual women. Come the hell on! Anyways post & comment! Stay FIERCE!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Kobe Bryant - Mama, There Goes That Man! - HD

KOBE GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every since I've known of Basketball I've known of Kobe Bean Bryant. On February 20th, Kobe will become the first athlete to ever be "immortalized in Hollywood at the walk of fame." Making history once again! CONGRATULATIONS KOBE!



Thursday, January 20, 2011

Steph Jones - La La Means Love (Official Music Video)

Voice is as Pure as Water


This young man right here name is Steph Jones! I LOVE HIM! His voice is so angelic & songs are absolutely divine! He’s a singer, song writer & model! He’s from Missouri City & now resides in LA. I feel in love with him about ¾ years ago when I heard his track “Mr. Ordinary” & the rest is history. LOVED HIM EVER SINCE! He’s had me sold! Hands down one of the BEST MALE VOICES IN R&B! You can check more of his stuff out on youtube, as well as follow him on twitter (twitter.com/STEPHJONESMUSIC) and like his page of facebook.

HOT TOTTIE THURSDAY


You think he cute?

I've had this picture saved on my laptop for a very long time now, which kind of explains why I forgot his name... LOL I do know he's a singer/song writer... O_o I'll guess and say he's probably about 23 years old! LMAO Damn, I don't know!!!... if anyone knows who this guy is please leave a comment or hit me up on twitter @BitesAndHeels

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Jessie J-Do it like a dude acoustic



WOW! THIS GIRL HAS TALENT... YA'LL NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT ON YOUTUBE IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! SERIOUSLY JESSE J IS THE TRUTH.

YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU DON'T CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Heat Rush Smelling Session



FUN QUICK VIDEO OF BEYONCE TESTING SOME SCENTS FOR HER 2ND PERFUME "HEAT RUSH"...

(side note)Credit/Vist Beyonceworld.net

This Could be LOVE!!


Call me crazy!... WAIT! I take that back. I don't even want to be associated with the word crazy because what I feel is real. A little weird, but not crazy...
It's official, i'm in love with Sammie & I truly feel like he's my boyfriend. The reason why I feel this way is simple... He's a LAKERS FAN! That just turns me on & the fact that he's really freakin cute helps a lot. A man that loves the LAKERS as much as I do could get it for the rest of his life. LOL .... Of course there's more to the story but thats personal and I can't have ya'll all in my relationship like that. Sammie likes to keep things private, like Jayonce.
Sammie "Beautiful underestimates my feelings when is comes to you"
peep the link! "This could be Love"

Friday, January 14, 2011

DAMN ITS FRIDAY?!!!... My bad...


HOT TOTTIE THURSDAY FELL ON A FRIDAY....
R&B Singer Sammie
Age: 23
Twitter: @PrinceSammie
One word...... WONDERFULICIOUS!


Ashy Lip Syndrome


Hello Dolls & Tonka trucks! Has your mother ever stressed the importance of MOISTURIZING? If not I will! its A MUST!! Chapstick is the best thing made since sliced bread & Tyson Beckford! In the early 1880s, Dr.Charles Browne Fleet a physician and pharmacological INVENTED ChapStick as a lip balm. The purpose of chapstick is to MOISTURIZE your lips and keep them from looking like we sit around eating powder donuts stuck in the safari desert with no milk or water. Now can some one PLEASE get this memo to Gucci Mane! He spends all his money on ice cream tattoos and being "icy" but he cant be moisturized? There's a problem with this picture! I wonder how women feel kissing that? Probably feels like sand paper or the side walk! Anywho don't be a Gucci Mane! Dr.Fleet didn't make this invention for fun! Isn't it like a commandant in the Bible against ashy lips? Something like "thou shall not have crusty lips" or something like that. Point is do Dr.Fleet & yourself a favor & MOISTURIZE!
BE A NELLY & MOISTURIZE!

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Marsha messed up my make-up!



BIG UPS to Marsha for spreading such an important message that needs to be heard and taken serious. After watching the video all I could say was "WoW".

Friday, January 7, 2011

The Call



Why hello dolls & tonka trucks! Glad to see your still under our spell (evil
laugh) mahhahahaha So today’s post I will be talking about something personal
that recently happened to me. THE CALL BACK! Or in my case NO CALL BACK! NEVER
allow it to make or break you! This song right here! Rihanna did her thaang &
really just summed up & changed my attitude about the situation! What situation
you ask? So I met this little hot tottie at Club Kress out in LA (S/O to that) if
your ever in the LA area and like dancing to good music you HAVE TO GO TO CLUB
KRESS! It has two dance floors, one up stairs and another down stairs! Plays
top 40s, hip hop, and mash up. It’s PAWWWWPIN! Any who back to the main purpose
met this little hottie, ya’ll he was real cute. I think he came to the club by
his lonesome which is kind of lame. HOWEVER, all I knew was I wanted to dance
and talk to him. He looked daring! He had this little bull nose ring in, tall
and kind of looked like Travis Mccoy! So I groove with him getting my Rihanna
naughty girl grind on, then my leg STARTS CRAMPING UP! I’m like ohh snap I can’t
dance anymore my muscles done locked up on me! Ooh sweet baby JESUS! HELP ME!
HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE! So to play off the agonizing pain I’m in, I start
talking to him. We’re vibing! It’s going cool. So we exchanging basic info; Cali
Couture meet hottie, hottie meet Cali Couture. Finally he took my number down.
In the process his phone freezes! Which was an awkward 15.5 seconds HOWEVER I
just played it off like I didn’t notice it we all have phone troubles right?
His phone came back & took down the number hugged & parted our ways. What’s
the point of this Cali Couture? Well he still HASN’T CALLED! I really don’t
believe in this wait 2weeks crap! That’s all some bullminarkie! Obviously he
wasn’t feeling me as much as I thought. Which is fine but why waste both of our
times and take down my number! Keep it real from the get go! I’m a big girl I
can handle the truth!*LADIES DON’T WORRY CAUSE THEY GOT PLENTY MORE THEY BE
FALLING LIKE THE RAIN SO WE AINT RUNNING OUT” that concludes my session for the
day, would say more but my girl Rihanna says it all! THERES PLENT MO’ FISH IN
THE SEA! Thanks for allowing me to vent dolls and tonka trucks! You’re all the
best gifts on the shelf! Post some comments bellow let us know what ya think!
XoXo- Cali Couture

Amanda Diva YAWL! Get on my hype!



Amanda Diva "MANCHILD" video.

I've loved AmandaDiva EVER since I saw her DSTV videos on Youtube. She's an artist, poet, and lyricist; ETC ETC she's funny and happens to be an extremely smart young woman that inspires me. Sooooo with that said...

Follow Amanda on Twitter @AmandaDiva

Check out her site @ http://www.divaworksofart.com/

To BOOK Amanda 4 college/hosting/spokenword/speaking etc! her email is DivaWorksInc@gmail.com
Also Amanda has a show called "The Spark" Check that @ http://blogs.blackvoices.com/tag/Amanda+Diva/

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Hot Tottie Thursdays




Name: Manuel Escamilla Jr
Age: 26
Twitter: @MrEscamillajr

The first time I saw this guy I had a tear in my eye. lol REALLY! I think he's the most beautiful guy I've seen in awhile.... If you follow him on Twitter or add him on Facebook you'll soon find out that his outer beauty matches the inside.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Just A thought... Nothing more... Its all LOVE.


Willow Smith is a very cute girl with VERY beautiful eyes. (I love her song "whip my Hair") BUT with this hairstyle she looking like Vector from Despicable me!!! CHILE...

BEEEF OR CHICKEN?


Why hello dolls & tonka trucks! Welcome to the delectable delicious dangerous minds of EmbraceMe! & Cali Couture! Thanks for embarking on this journey with us! Well fist things first..GOSSIP! Now as you probably all heard Chris Brown & former B2k back up singer oops! I mean member Raz B had this beef via TWEETER! First and foremost, WHO BEEFS OVER TWEETER! I tell you something about social networking thugs..SMH secondly Raz B started a fire & couldn't stand the heat! Double SMH. Given EVERYONE should KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEIRSELVES! Butt uhh Raz who are you to call Chris a women beater! Everyone makes mistakes & learns from them so who are you to pick on someones trouble past. However, THANK YOU FOR DOING IT! Cause it was HILARIOUS reading Chris Breezy sig on you! That was a great way to end off 2010! Chris had a lot of homo jokes but stressed the fact that he's NOT HOMOPHOBIC! And I honestly believe him..now there is no right or wrong in this thing their both a little too old to be so sensitive but the best collective caps..gooooesss toooooo CHRIS BREEZY! He got on that boys head! Anddd Got on his brother Ricky Romance! Idk why he got into it! But chris wasn't scared but who would be scared on a grown "Thug" named Ricky Romance? Seriously dude? Get back in the closet with that! They eventually sqashed the "Beef" and Raz B even suggested they do a song or host a charity event. Call me old fashion but when i was growing up beefs were in person and lasted decades. ex. Nas & Jay z, although their not beefing any longer, they didnt make up 2days later. Which leads to my question were they really beefing or were they chickening? Mmmm who knows or cares, im just glad i was able to get my 7laughs in. This picture gave Chris B. 100 points in my book lol what do ya'll think about it? Post some thoughts bellow! Well that's all I have for today Dolls & Tonk Trucks! Way more for the future! Have a lovely weekend & HAPPY NEW YEAR! Be safe, & stay lovely
Love Piece & Chicken Grease
Cali Couture