Ashy Lip Syndrome

Hello Dolls & Tonka trucks! Has your mother ever stressed the importance of MOISTURIZING? If not I will! its A MUST!! Chapstick is the best thing made since sliced bread & Tyson Beckford! In the early 1880s, Dr.Charles Browne Fleet a physician and pharmacological INVENTED ChapStick as a lip balm. The purpose of chapstick is to MOISTURIZE your lips and keep them from looking like we sit around eating powder donuts stuck in the safari desert with no milk or water. Now can some one PLEASE get this memo to Gucci Mane! He spends all his money on ice cream tattoos and being "icy" but he cant be moisturized? There's a problem with this picture! I wonder how women feel kissing that? Probably feels like sand paper or the side walk! Anywho don't be a Gucci Mane! Dr.Fleet didn't make this invention for fun! Isn't it like a commandant in the Bible against ashy lips? Something like "thou shall not have crusty lips" or something like that. Point is do Dr.Fleet & yourself a favor & MOISTURIZE!

BE A NELLY & MOISTURIZE!