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Hey dolls and tonka trucks I know it’s been a looooong time coming but don't fright we are back in full affect~ as it turns out we’re going to start making videos as well!!

Anyhow, since my toy box is my open diary; I need to share a few thangs that have been on ya girl Cali’s mind, heart, and soul lately! What's that you ask?
IM RETIRING MY PIMP CARD! I'm only 23 and I’m so over clubbing!! I think I’m going thru a midlife crisis!! Lol Im SOO OVEER The club, going out, dudes talking to me, temporary affection, gossip! Let’s just say damn near everything! Ya girl needs her own island before she becomes the wicked old lady that lives in a shoe with 50 cats. It’s that real in the streets lol; something has got to give! The club just isn't fun for me anymore! I get more excited about the process of getting fierce then actually going! The club has become a chore. And everything else that comes with it is just 3×2much!!

The things that I have been encountering are dramatic and should only happen on a soap opera! Examples- Just the other night this fool (who shall remain nameless) had the audacity to knock at my door at 1am drunk as hell talking about he misses me! What in the MGM GRANT Is that about! This "young life" is becoming more and more fictitious and artificial! I'm yearning for something R E A L solid and concrete! I'm over getting fierce to go to the club to dance to the same songs I dance to in the car FOR FREE! And being thought of as saditty just because I don't want to dance with a dude! PLUS yawls know I’ve had some bad experiences at the club! Like the boy who was a STALKER!! Did I tell y'all I seen that fool again! I LITERALLY RAN!

A Day in The Life of Cali

Hey Toy Box! How youuu ya liiiving whaaaat how ya liiiving! lol So ya'll remember how I told ya'll that I was God's favorite reality show? IT STILL HOLDS TRUTHS! If this random story doesn't convince you......maybe you don't comprehend well hahah so any who I had the most RANDOM and I mean RANDOM CRAP happen to ya girl Cali today. Sooo I went to old man Jenkins (aka my dad) house today to study. No one was home I figured it would be nice and peaceful so I could get some work done. FAIIIL! my A.D.D. kicked in and I couldn’t focus! Next thing I know I’m looking up the meaning to random words, making business calls, reading unnecessary crap and just a whole bunch of foolery, okay. So finally I get back into my biology homework, and then I get a rumble in the jungle. So of course I dash to the bathroom. This is where the madness starts! Do ya'll know the toilet wouldn’t work!!!! Like it would NOT FLUSH FOR OVER 10MINUTES!!! I was like hold the phone I didn’t do that much damage! NOOOO NOOO NOOOO! Chiiiiild do you know I had to get my Bob the Builder on to flush that damn toilet! I’m talking about unpluming some pluming and just stupid crap that I shouldn’t have been doing! I was soooo tempted to just leave it as is! lol I KNOW TRIFFLING! BUT I DIDNT OKAY! lol Anywho fast-forward its time for me to go to work, I grab all of my crap and head towards the door. Mind you I have my purse, books, binders, drink and keys. Now I’m a very clumsy person! So it goes without saying that of course I had to drop something! I dropped my drink and it spilled, I left the door open and ran to get something to wipe it up. So far so normal right? WRONG Why did the neighbor’s cat decide to walk in, like he own the place! I was like ummm excuse me Garfield you have to go! He looked at me turned his head meowed something about me and acted as if he didn’t hear me! I was like RUUUUDEE MUCHHH! So here I am trying to persuade the cat outside and he aint having it! I was petting him to try to make him follow me; he still paid me no mind! FINALLY I rubbed his belly (thinking he would follow me if he wanted more), do you know this bipolar cat snapped and scratched me! I was like OHHH NOOOOO! YOU OUT WARNED YOUR WELCOME! GEEET YOOOO SHHHHHHH GET YO SHHHHHHH ANNND GEEET OUT! That didn’t work either! I was seriously going crazy talking to a damn cat! ANNND the situation pissed me off even more because I was arguing with an animal that couldn’t argue back! So on top of being late to work, I figured out I was CRAZY! So after 10 minutes of me diagnosing myself and playing games with this damn cat, I finally out smarted him! I lowered him out with an old ass tortilla my dad had in the fridge! How many people have had this happen to them? My day starts off normal and then I get thrown a curve ball! I promise you I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried! Well that’s all for now toy box! OHH AND MAKE SURE YA'LL CALL AND VOTE FOR MY BABY ROB KARDASHIAN ON DANCING WITH THE STARS! lol
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DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL?

Recently Shannon Brown’s (NBA Phoniex Sun player) baby momma Shar publicly laughed at Brown’s wife R&B singer Monica, first week of album sales. Reports claim that Monica’s current album only sold 70,000 in the first week. Shar and her friends decided to take the immature BITTER route and publicly laugh and dis Monica and her album sales via twitter. Shar took a screen shot of a text conversation between her and one of her friends. Her friend stated: “YO SON STEP MOMMY ALBUM ONLY SOLD 70.000 ALBUMS FIRST WEEK OUT IM SORRY BUT IT MADE ME KINDA CHUCKLE LOL LORD FORGIVE ME” Shar Replied “LMAO” Now forgive me if I’m mistaken but I’m pretty sure that despite the fact Monica only sold 70,000 albums, she still sold 70,000 MORE than Shar and her bitter friend. I don’t know which one is more bitter, Shar or her friends! I mean does she even have a job? Or does she just collect checks? Shar probably thought sending the screen shot to twitter, people would laugh with her; I think more people were actually laughing at her. She came across as very..Hmm.. real lonely & bitter if you ask me.