HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY

Whats The Damn Deal!?!
Our Hott Tottie of the week is 21 year old Jedi. A unsigned rapper, with dope style based out of San Francisco, Hunters Point. I first heard his music about 3 years ago & since then I've always thought he was damn hott! He also attends College, runs track, and he probably does plenty more I just don't know about. You can follow Jedi on Twitter @TheMobsJedi or if you want to check out some more pictures click on this Myspace Link http://www.myspace.com/jedithedope1
You can also Hear a few of his songs If you haven't done so already.

Dear So&So

Dear So&So,
when was it okay for you to become a bugaboo 3.5 seconds after you got my number?
NEVER HAVE I EVER met some one who has CREEPEED me out with in record timing!
it is NOT OKAY to follow people around at the club! For peep sakes I met you at a CLUB! the chances of us getting married were slim from the beginning! AND YOU AINT USHER! ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE LOVE IN THE CLUB!! I didn't even mean to give you my number, the UV and Black Super Man drink made me do it! you annoyed me so much you should be sentence to jail time for KILLING MY BUZZ! Never have i ever had to pits,dips two step,,duck, shoulder lean, and dodge some one at a CLUB! That's just LUDICROUS! Furthermore, for your sake I would lose the number! Ive had pepper spray for 5months now and haven't been given the chance to use it, and I would LOVE to test it out! And your seriously looking like a potential candidate for the free trial! GET A LIFE! AND STAY OUT OF MINE! Thank you and God bless =)
Signed,
That PMSing HIGHLY annoyed and pissed off Cali Couture

Beyonce Shooting the Cover of L'Officiel Magazine

The greatest entertainer of OUR time has just graced the cover of L'Officiel Magazine for their 90th anniversary. Beyonce is paying "Homage to the African Queens through the ages." Here's an exclusive behind the scenes look at Beyonce during the photo-shoot.




Can this woman get any more AMAZE!... She absolutely can just wait until her fourth album drops!!! I swear Beyonce is going to knock our socks off. LoL

sidenote Check out @Beyoncelite its a Fan twitter page for all things BEYONCE.

Tax Return...

I’m getting my Taxes back soon! However, I’m in a dilemma.


Soooooo… I have plans to get my hair done. This would cost about five-hundred dollars if not more! & I’m also trying to save for me a VEHICLE... Ahhh decisions decisions. Whatever shall I do? I have wanted me a new dew for the longest time. Ladies yawls know that Indian hair is not cheap. Indian hair cost about two-hundred a pack, plus another two-hundred for me to go to the shop and get it sewed in! (Mind you I need two packs of hair) I’m just frustrated with myself because I know my priorities are jacked up. I have a ticket to pay, I have a phone bill, and I mean I have some small bills that need to get taken care of. I’m just skeptical about the decision I’m making. What if I spend all that money on some weave and then I don’t even like how it turns out! That’s six-hundred bucks I could have put towards a car! Gosh I need some true Advice! Cali Couture You got to help me out with this one! Then again I guess it wouldn’t be such a huge deal because I do have a current job and I wouldn’t be spending my whole tax return on a weave. =/ At least I'll look good.

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY

Hello Dolls and Tonka Trucks!! Its that time of the week again! HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY! First things first we deeply apologize for not posting a hottie last week but LIFE HAPPENED! lol Now with no further ahh'deww this week pick is DEREK LUKE! We decided to keep this chocolate thunder going..And anyone who loves chocolate as much as we do know there aint nothing better then chocolate falling like rain drops! Im just saying! Well any who this sexy hunk of Hersey eye candy is an actor and has started in movies such as Antwone Fisher, Notorious, Friday night lights, Medea goes to jail and ect.. He's 36 and he's from Jersey *as I fist pump* =)

Comment & tell us what ya think! REMEMBER! if you are a hott tottie or know some one who is send us a email with your information and a pic! if selected you can be posted on our blog! send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture"

HALF WAY CROOKS

Hey dolls & tonka trucks! So as I tweeted I'm going to be talking about something that's been heavy on ya girl cali couture's heart! What's is it you ask? WANNA BEE'S! FAKE THUGS! WANGSTAS! Whatever you young folks call them now a days lol I don't get why some people think its cool to act "hood" ?!! Real people from the hood don't have to act or put on the "ill stab yo momma then go smoke a blunt like nothing happen" show WHY? Cause they probably would! Lol they are the hood! For the most part its all some of them have seen and know!! I just don't get whats so cool about acting urban when you come from the suburbs in a nice 2store home and went to private school all your life! What's so cool about being from an poverty drug infested high crime area? What's so cool about the government estimating how many jails cells to build by the time a black male is in the 4Th grade based on whether he can read or not! What's so cool about the government categorizing you and your family and plotting out your wale fair dependent UN educated future? What's so cool about children walk pass dead bodies in the dumpster and gutter on their way to school? What's so cool about a 13 year old dropping out of school to become a full time drug dealer? What's so cool about a young girl sleeping around so she can temporally fill up her emptiness? What's so cool about constantly watching your back & carrying a gun around ever where you go because your afraid some fool is gonna blast you? Doesn't sound so cool if I put it that way huh? Because its not cool falling victim of your circumstances and surroundings! Very few people make it out alive! Most becoming apart of the crucial reality they call life! Sure the rap videos and shows like the wire make it look intriguing, the only difference is people who live in the hood don't get to yell cut and leave the set when they want to! Rapper and actors and ect.. Talk about being from and growing up in the hood not to be viewed as some kinda side show or exhibit but to send a message to the people still living in it that they too can make it out! However wanna bee's of half way crooks take it as concept to try to immolate...be who you are! And stay true to you, cause while kids from suburban areas with grade A education systems and up dated text books throw on a Jay Z record & sag their pants down to act like a D`boy. Some real d'boys would trade places with a silver spoon having person any day! Cause remember "AINT NO SUCH THING AS HALF WAY CROOKS!" =) till next time Dolls & Tonk Trucks Fierce and love!

HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAY!

Hey dolls and tonka trucks! Wooo almost done with the first week of febuary! Since its black history month it would only be right that our hot tottie pick of the week be a CHOCOLATE FINE DELECTABLE SCRUMPTIOUS MAN JOY! So we picked Idris Elba! Hes an actor from London and hes 38. He’s stared in films such as..WAIT WAIT! I don’t need to pull out this mans resume if you don’t know him, you have been mistreating yourself! Lol no seriously ive first heard of him when he stared on HBO’s hit show “THE WIRE” he’s also made guest appreances in the tv show “The office” since then he’s been doing action flicks such as “Rockin Roller” and “Takers” Random fact about Idris he use to be a dj! ANND he onced dj for Michael Jackson! Whaaat check him out! ONE day he’lll have my babies and we’ll live happily ever after! Hahah the end! Comment & tell us what ya think! REMEMBER! if you are a hott tottie or know some one who is send us a email with your information and a pic! if selected you can be posted on our blog! send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture"

Royal ROOTS!

Hello Dolls & Tonka Trucks! HAPPY 1ST DAY OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH! One thing I love is being black! Despite the ignorant people that take our culture a few steps back there are millions of black people that have and continue to cultivate, and innovate this planet called earth! Now while in class today my professor brought something to my attention that I never knew so I decided to share it with my lovely dolls & tonka trucks in my toy box. This women right here name is Queen Sophie Charlotte, YES I SAID QUEEN! She was a QUEEN of ENGLAND! I’ve been in school for over a decade and I’ve NEVER once heard my history teacher mention African royal roots reigning over further then Africa! She was born on May 19, 1744--the eighth child of the Prince of Mirow, Germany, Charles Louis Frederick, and his wife, Elisabeth Albertina of Saxe-Hildburghausen. Her father died when she was 8. “Sophie Charlotte was descended directly from an African branch of the Portuguese Royal House, Margarita de Castro y Sousa. Six different lines can be traced from Princess Sophie Charlotte back to Margarita de Castro y Sousa.” Queen Charlotte was married to George III of England. At the tender age of 17 she became the QUEEN of England & Ireland! Something else shocking, she’s the person who started the tradition of Christmas trees and having them decorated! LOVE IT! And LOVE my professor for informing me about it, and if you love it too COMMENT! Well that’s all I have for today dolls and tonka trucks! Stay fierce! BTW Follow us on twitter! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook! www.facebook.com/EmbraceCouture. ALSSOOOO have any questions or want our opinion on anything EMAIL US! snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com