SKIP THE DRAMATICS!

Hey Dolls and Tunka Trucks!!! Now we know its been a long time coming since we’ve made in personal post, HOWEVER no need to freight cause there is one coming to you LIVE & DIRECT in 5,4,3,2,1! Now I said this FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND SIX HINDERED TIMES I AM GOD’S FAVORITE REALITY SHOW! I truly believe that in my heart of hearts! The things I encounter should be in a soap opera! FOR REAL! All of our avid toy box readers should already know some of my experiences! Whether you read it on here or our twitter page (FOLLOW us @BITESANDHEELS) ya’ll should know I promise I don’t make this ishh up! CRAZY PEOPLE and RANDOM THINGS love bothering me! ALL THE TIME! Even right now, some of these keys arent working on this stupid keyboard! I need my own planet, that’s how out of control its getting! Smh ! So anywhooo I don’t know about ya’ll but ya girl Cali can appreciate some good ol fashion HONESTY! Hmmm aint nothing better than the truth! Am I right or am I right? However for some odd reason other people don’t like hearing, seeing, speaking, or even tasting the truth! So I wasted my time talking to this LAME I use to talk to waaay back when! He asked me some questions and I WAS HONEST! Toy box, tell me why this man got “hurt” by me being truthful! I wasn’t being blunt and rude, I was just being honest! I mean one of the foundations of building a good relationship is being HONEST with one another right? RIGHT! So long story short he was sooo distort and hurt (basically OVER DRAMATIC AND AN EMOTIONAL LITTLE GIRL) do yall know the fool had the audacity to hang up in my face, cause his old weak ass couldn’t handle the truth! I was like ooooh NOOOOOOO! So I deleted ever inch of that boy out of my life! His number, facebook, text messages, pictures the whole nine okay! I was like no your name isnt JESUS you cant judge or be mad! So anywho do ya’ll know this fool hit me up yesterday acting like everything was okay! Even had the nerve to say “im not tripping! Relax hun its okay” I was like this condescending little F****! Im like umm excuse me sir dumbass do you have amnesia? Cause a week ago you were ready to cry a river! I just cant deal any more! I don’t even know what my point is any more! Lol But I hope you guys were able to get a laugh out of my OVERLY dramatic encounters! ALSOOOOOO WE NEED TO BRING BACK HOTT TOTTIE THURSDAYS!! So If you are a hott tottie or know someone who is send us a email with your information and a pic! If selected you can be posted on our blog! Send us an email at snakebitesandhighheels@gmail.com FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! WE FOLLOW BACK! BitesAndHeels also add us on facebook "Embrace Couture" Have a beautiful day toy box!

SLAM DISS DUNNK!

Hello toy box!!! We have some tasty drama for you're liking! So the new season of Basketball Wives LA has (well HAD) LA Laker player Ron Arrest aka peta world peace (yes he legally changed his name to that crap) wife or partner whatever they have going on Kimsha was kicked off the show!! She was in like two episodes! And I was like what happened to her! She was hilarious! Well chiiiiiild let me tell you reports have it that her and producer Shaunte aka Shaunie (Shaqs ex wife) got into it! And she kicked her off! Kimsha posted this on her Facebook account "i see they cut me off the show and left buckle ass bitches. shaunie oneal can kiss my ass. she kisses ass to that evelyn bitch and gets the bitch who fucked her husband and cut her a cheque but cant handle a real woman. FOH! all yall bitches who aint like what i have to write can kiss my ass and leave the page. sick and tired of dumb bitches fronting. like that miami hoe who was bumping pocket books with Tank on her bday. FUCK OUTTA HERE" well okaaaaay! If that ain't deep I don't know what is!!

TRIED ME

I met this guy!
He seemed nice, I was light weight feeling him, so we planned to meet up one night... i'm in his city and everything; so I call him, I get no answer, then I text him, I'm like "hey where are you?" He gone text back and say "Vallejo"... VALLEJO! after we made plans to meet up&you tell me to "Leave right now" how the hell did you end up in VALLEJO! I mean really? He didn't say ANYTHING after "Vallejo" and niether did I because I felt played out and at that moment i decided to erase him from my memory.

Moving along! he calls me the next day (I didn't answer) leaves a voicemail "Aye call me I need to talk to you about lastnight" and if anyone knows me knows that i'm not with all that "Excuse type ish" so I didn't call him back. I figured if he liked me enough he would call ME back! Which he did TWO days later. However I decided to give him a second chance (Because that's the type of person I am) He tells me how he feels bad (Blah) and he wants to make it up to me (more blah) but I accepted the apology. He's saying that he's gonna pick me up and we'll go out. nine O'clock, Ten o'clock, eleven O'clock rolls by! and everybody who know me knows I don't leave my house to chill with no boy after ten because there is NOTHING for us to do! So I tell him its good maybe we can meet up tomorrow AFTER my appointment. He agrees "Oh yeah anytime tomorrow is good, I'm free. I wanna see you."
My appointment is over and I call him. NO ANSWER, a hour later he sends a text that reads "Leave at 3:30"... Hell no I'm not leaving at 3:30 matter fact i'm not leaving at all! I texted him back and said "leaving at 3:30 is not convenient for me"(there's a reason why I wanted to meet up at an earlier time, I need to be back on my side of town sooner not later) Chileeeeee' you would have thought I said something real foul because he went off honey! LOL He tried ME ya'll! Talking about I'm disrepecting him. He said I basically told him he ain't sh.it& that he's not convenient. Then he told me I had him Fugged up. Ummmm I need opinions... Did my text come off that rude? his reaction was a total left field for me. LOL



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WHAT ABOUT YO' F.R.I.E.N.D.S?

Hey Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Whats the Deal-E-0!! So as usual I have some stories to share with my Toy Box! Now I’m a bit befuddled with this whole situation so I figured sharing a bit with my toy box might help me gain some clarity over the situation. Without getting into too much detail. I would like to know what do bounders mean? ESPECIALLY boundaries amongst friends? I mean honestly, cause apparently some people don’t have them! There really no written rule on how to be a good friend. I just always figured you do good to the people who do good to you, and know your boundaries..Right? what if some of our friends have different interpretation of what boundaries should be OR what if the slore doesn’t have boundaries at all? Lol what are we left to do? Should we write out a instruction manual for people every time we make new friends? Telling them the components of what a friend is, and what to and not to do? Hmmm…ponder that for a moment…every one is different and diversity is beautiful! HOWEVER, to be honest GOOD FRIEND KNOWS BOUNDARIES!!! Somethings in friendship hood are unwritten rules that should NEVER EVER EVER EVER be crossed! Like what Cali Couture? Well for example stealing from a best friend, lying to their face to save your own ass, farting in their face bare booty naked causing them to get pink eye, with holding major truths from them, or allowing them to go out looking like some one poured a fresh pot of who the F*** did it and why? lol My question is toy box, WHAT IF! A friend did cross those invisible yet very prevalent line? Where do you go from there? Its true every friendship can be tested some times but what if this friend did the unthinkable? It just makes us second guess a lot about the person and if they were a good friend to start off with. I like to think of my friends like family members, some real ride or die type circle. So when some one betrays one of us, it makes it hard for me to really continue being down for that person. Even when the betrayal is something that is expected of the individual, it still moves them up a few ranks on my ssssh list. True true friends are a blessing, so when we come across real genuine people and double cross them its almost like us telling God “you know what I’m full of blessings right now, thanks but no thanks I don’t need any more goodness”. Its inevitable for us to make mistakes, say things we didn’t mean, get annoyed with one another and ect but doing down right TRIFF-LIIINNG things to people who have only been good to us is IDIOTIC! Now since I believe in salvation I know if I ever want to be forgiven I must forgive, and to be honest even if I didn’t believe in it, resentment is like cancer and it only hurts you. It doesn’t take Albert Einstein to know what a good friend is. So when we do come along GOOD GOOD REAL FRIENDS THINK before you do anything to jeopardize your friendship with them. Real friends come ONCE in a LIFE TIME!. Remember once you’ve burned your bridges, there burnt! There’s no going back, its hard as hell to get back to the other side. Well the moral of the post is LOVE & COUNT your blessings! Be good to and RESPECT people especially those you call friends! KNOW YOUR BOUNDARIES OR CREATE SOME DAMN IT! Do unto to others, as you would like done unto yourself! Bye for now toy box!


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Caliente Tottie Jueves

Hello Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Howww you dooin!! HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!! In honor of Cinco De Mayo we will be calling this edition of Hott Tottie Thursday de la semanas muy caliente Pappi! If I wrote and spelled everything correctly its suppose to translate into “This weeks very hot pappi” lol Any who this week’s pick is an outstanding local artist, producer and just all around entrepreneur! His name is Jay Ant! Some of you may know him as ¼ of the bay area rap group “The Diligentz” or from his F.I.S. Movement (Fuck it smile). We picked him because, not only does he have dimples to absolutely DIE FOR!! He’s talented, ambitious and determined! Hmmm this is equivalent to a big ol pot of sexiness! To learn more about Jay Ant you can go to his site; www.allaboutbeingcool.com & follow him on twitter; jayantmusic_TPK (his tweets are hilarious) Also his F.I.S. shirts are coming to a hood near you! LITERALLY! Ya’ll should cop some they’re pretty dope. His release party for the shirts will be at hilltop mall this Saturday from 2-6pm! Go & show your support! Well that’s it for today toy box! Enjoy your Cinco De Mayo!

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WAIT LIST

Hey Dolls & Tonka Trucks! Long Time no see! Its been a while since ya girl Cali Couture has blogged, i apologize but no fret I'm here. moving along with your regular broadcasting im going to share a little bit of my emotions with my toy box! See Ive been single for a looooong looooong time now (no need for numbers) and in a way I'm starting to believe that love is made up however, another part of me still has hope. I definitely feel (Latoya Lucket Voice) Torn in between the two! I'm even sick of settling for people I'm barley infatuated for their poor conversation skills. Furthermore late one night I just wrote love a letter and I would like to share it with you! Its A Cali Couture ORIGINAL! Keep in mind I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my ishhh! Its just a little something short & simple like me lol well here it goes. its called; "WAIT LIST"

They say you can't find love; love has got to find you.
But maybe love accidentally passed me by, it’s easy I’m only 5"2".
OR maybe love got a flat tire on the way & it’s just a minor delay.
OR maybe love bumped into an old friend; infatuation and got carried away.
Better yet maybe love got blocked by hate & had to box out all the negativity on the way.
Wait maybe love is trying to get back at me for mistakenly confusing him with his evil rival lust.
OR maybe he's still mad because I had my doubts. But love I've changed I know you now or at least willing to get to know what you’re about.
Maybe love is a little freaked out because he knows he’s all I think about.
See I’m a little obsessed I think about him day & night. But love I’m too pushy, and I promise I won’t smother or hold you too tight.
I just want to witness you close. You’re such a beautiful sight.
Never the less for you love I’m willing to do anything.
No matter how long it takes ill stay on your wait list, I won’t even budge an inch.
Because I know when you finally do bless me with your grace it will be everything & even more then what I wished...
Oh & love so you don't forget
I’m number 5,682… On your wait list

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BEYONCE GIRL

I'm so excited about Beyonce's new single "Girls"! here's an exclusive image from Beyonce's video shoot earlier today in Los Angeles, CA. I am a true supporter so I will not post a link to a LQ version(iftherewasone) of Beyonce's song because that's not very supportive... duh! However when Beyonce does release a HQ version of "Girls" I will post the song ASAP!!!